If our "brilliant ivy league" press has anything to say about it.
seasoned Washington reporter — distinct in his fashionable black jacket, pressed jeans and once shiny dress shoes now caked with New Hampshire mud — approaches a woman who clutches a Sharpie and a copy of Rubio’s last book.
“Excuse me, do you mind if I ask what you thought of the senator’s speech?”
Woman: “I thought it was great. I liked how he related to average people, you know? I don’t hear a lot of candidates talking about how to make it easier for low-income families to succeed in America.”
Reporter: “It didn’t bother you that his second cousin once removed said Tom Brady wears ladies underwear?
Woman: “Who said that?”
Reporter: “Rubio’s second cousin once removed. He said it at a Miami fund-raiser three weeks ago. Thus far, Rubio has failed to disown his cousin, denounce the comment, or apologize to Tom Brady for it.
For the record: Tom Brady does wear ladies underwear.
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