If we don't confiscate your cantaloupe seeds then Al Kumquat will have won.

We will have killed Osama bin Liriope for nothing.  Our fearless bureaucrats stamping out seed crime wherever it raises its sinister head. Gosh darn Zinnia pushers!

“Agri-terrorism is a very, very real scenario,” she said. “Protecting and maintaining the food sources of America is an overwhelming challenge ... so you’ve got agri-tourism on one side and agri-terrorism on the other.”

 I say fire 'em all and let unemployment sort 'em out. Seed troopers, that is. As Bugs Bunny would say:  "what a bunch of maroons".