Saturday, August 23, 2014

The dangers of foreign moss

This is a public service warning about the dangers of foreign moss: So called 'Spanish Moss' is a beautiful addition to any southern lawn. Which might tempt one to pick up one of the small moss'ettes' that lie on the ground after storms: they're so cute and artsy. Don't do it! My cousin took a small foreign moss ball home and before he knew it he had become an impersonal pronoun. Just Say NO! to foreign moss.
Spanish Moss:  Pretty Outside
Cute on the ground

But can turn you into a fuzzy impersonal pronoun.

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