Sunday, July 27, 2014

Hillary Clinton: The Bachman Turner Overdrive of politics

Liberalism has become the domain of Church ladies with Hillary leading the Hens pecking away at anything fun.

There's no energy left in liberalism, no excitement, just more rules, more controls, everything the punks hated. You can't say this, you can't think that, everybody read the memo – today we're scheduled to be angry at people don't want to subsidize our birth control! Oh, and make sure you obtain a videotaped, notarized consent form before you kiss your cisgender hook-up.

What's hilarious is that it’s us hidebound, repressed, sex-hating conservatives who are the ones trying to liberate liberalism's victims from its fascisty clutches, but its greatest victims are the ones doing the most resisting.

Everything about liberalism is stodgy, everything is old, everything is about control.

Liberalism has the aesthetics of a Junior High home room. Self righteous Foghats to our Ramones.


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