Barnacles. We have mega wasteful and destructive offshore wind farms for barnacles.

Because the supply of rocks and ships has been declining steadily.

The desperate need by enviros to rationalize the stunning environmental and economic damage of Big Wind has now entered the realm of parody. From James Delingpole at Breitbart.

Happily, all these disadvantages have been nullified by this glorious news, as recounted in Christian Science Monitor:

No one doubts that the rotating turbines of offshore wind farms can hazardous to avian life, and that the devices’ constant whine can scare off some marine mammals from traditional habitat.

Now there’s new evidence that at least some sea life can actually benefit from these structures. Researchers from Britain, the Netherlands and the United States report in the new issue of Current Biology that wind farms can be rich sources of the foods that sustain harbor seals.

The report says the team studied wind farms in the North Sea and found that they serve as artificial reefs that become bases for barnacles and other crustaceans. These crustaceans, in turn, attract hungry fish, which in turn attract hungry seals.

Maroons. The press are a bunch of Bugs Bunny maroons.