“Top this, Virginia”
“Now would be a good time to take up wheelchair racing”
(sticking your legs with ankle casts straight in the air)
“look drumsticks!”
“Well you’ve always wanted really big feet”
“A little magic marker and now you have a handy way to tell
your right from your left”
“Finally something to get those gosh darn kids, grandkids,
great grandkids to do something for you for a change”
“With those hooves I bet you’ll be kick ass at kickball”
“Be truthful now, did you really break your ankles or is
this just a conspiracy to get me to stop being so rude and not communicating?”
And finally….
“Thank God you landed on your ankles so they could take the
shock rather than your neck. Because
Nana with funny feet is infinitely better than the alternative.”
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