Probably because most Americans wisely avoided participating in the most pointless ritual since the Piscataway New Jersey "Running of the Squirrels". I made that up - I'm sure Piscataway doesn't make squirrels run and if they do the should stop harassing their tree rats immediately.
Why PETA doesn't oppose SOTU for the inevitable collateral damage to cats and dogs kicked out of sheer irritation at the inanity remains a mystery. As is why the audience's brainless and apparently random applause isn't taken as a sign to euthanize the entire chamber.
Probably because it would leave the press alive and without politicians to pester. And a press without party hacks and ratchet jawed feebs like Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell to keep them busy could prove more deadly than an Ebola appreciation dinner.
My God my God why did you forsake us and preempt NCIS last night? More wailing and gnashing of the teeth at the link.
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