Sunday, March 09, 2014

CPAC tells you who's on top in Republicanland

Not the 'beltway boys'.

After reports that this conference would show a Republican Party establishment back in control amid a general fading of Tea Party energy, the conference followed a pattern that has characterized GOP events since at least 2008: When the small-government zealots are not around, you can hear a pin drop. When a member of the Paul family shows up, there’s so much energy in the place it almost seems like Republicans can win an election.

And when the Koch brothers enter the hall, the faithful fall to their knees and begin chanting. A black, transgendered feminist vegan is then sacrificed to Uncle Molloch Koch, praise be upon His greed.

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