Lots of feminist ladies claim that men are afraid of 'lady parts'. See the silliness at the link. As a former red blooded American teen male I can assure you that this is false. We adore lady parts, so much that we want to behold and caress them all the day long. We think you women are actually the ones frightened of your own bits of tackle. After all you're always hiding them and slapping us if we try to touch.
I forgot the absolute best part of the story: there's a new website to promote lady parts. It's called from V to shining V. Which is funny because I never noticed any shining. But if there was it sure would be handy in bed. "There it is"!
It's stories like this that wiped out the parody industry and energized the "adult" entertainment industry: "get your hands off my shiny lady part, you'll get fingerprints on it!".
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