Captain “Oh!?” the Wonder-naif. His logo: A large "O" with a question mark in the middle.
Supported by his fearless sidekick: Bobbin. Bobbin inadvertently puts any room in stitches faster than he can tat a dress. Captain “Oh!?” when surprised, which is always, emits a ‘Halo of Holy Confusion’ that causes him to wander in an extremely random and impossible to predict way, leading his assailants to punch themselves into unconsciousness.
Captain “Oh!?” and Bobbin stand for “Truth, justice and the Liberal Cliché”
CO2 for short, Captain “Oh!?” and Bobbin’s greatest nemesis is the arch-Villain Mr. Bill and his Shrieking Harpy one yowl by which (and an expertly aimed Baccarat vase) can stun the entire chorus line of Rent for days.
The CO2 hail from the “Fortress of Turpitude” amidst the ‘Wasteland of Desolation’ deep in the South side of Chicago.
They are fools.
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