Monday, October 06, 2014

"We have always been at war with East Asia -wait, crap! I mean Eurasia

Peace Democrats from six years ago are gettin' all up in ISIL's  grill, pullin' out their Glocks  and screaming that they're goin' to go all gangsta on his ass. And that goes for Bashir al Assad too. And those dudes in Crimea. Anyway everybody best watch out because the badass  "peace" Democrats are in town.

Orwellian doesn't begin to describe the smooth, almost comically Cominternish way that these Dems shifted from 'yay' peace to 'yay' war as soon as they were told to. What's next? One of those NoKo stadium gigs with the people making a big picture of our Near Leader and His Bicepped Wife?

Some days it seems that all you need to do to get DC steppin' and fetchin' is a good head hack vid on Youtube. The islamocrazies have taken note and are adjusting their plans accordingly:

"By Allah's beard we swear that if the Great Satan doesn't  stop doing what they are doing and do something else pronto we shall behead this puppy."

"Oh my God! Not the puppy! You monsters! Defcon, Defcon, Defcon! Get me my nukes. Stat.  Which ones?  Damn your eye's man, the big ones!"

So stay tuned for more atrocity. And more hysteria.

Embarrassing details at the link.

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