The truth of the GWBridge-gate is that Christie was traveling to NYC for a speech and his handlers forgot to put the red triangle on his ass and follow him in a trailing pickup truck with foot high lettering: Wide Load. They also failed to comply with the time restrictions for the supersized butts with supersized egos that make them behave like supersized jackasses which in New Jersey is actually known as the "Christie" Rule. So Christie asked a couple of his aides to fall on their swords for the team. When they demurred, he picked their asses up and impaled them on the damn thing and mailed their severed heads to the Mayor of Fort Lee and the NYT Editorial Page editor. He then went on TV and channeled Howard Dean with his best yeeeaaaarrrrggggghhh!!!!!! ever.
But don't worry, putting a ginormous northeast power junkie that likes to use tens of thousands of his citizen's time to humiliate a two bit mayor of a two bit town in a two bit state (ok, four bit state) is bound to be profoundly humble once he gets the keys to the power and status that got WJC regular in home and office service from a diverse collection of toothsome beauties. Guys who were the fat dorks in High School handle that scenario with aplomb. Or asplooge.Whichever the case may be
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