Everyone says they're worried about future generations. I say to heck with future generations.

A couple of weeks ago, Pajamas Media's Frank J. Fleming argued that it's actually a good idea to bury future generations under mountains of debt:

Future generations are a bunch of jerks.

Come on; we all know what future generations are like. They're going to look back at us and say, "Oh, look at those people from 2011 with their backwards morals and primitive scientific knowledge! What a bunch of cavemen!" Yeah, that's right; they're going to make fun of us. And while they're making fun of us, they'll be playing around with their laser guns and jet packs and robot maids--all of which they'll completely take for granted. Future generations are a bunch of arrogant, over-privileged punks! I hate them.