Friday, December 20, 2013

Inequality: the social carbon dioxide

From the standpoint of extreme environmentalists CO2 is the perfect 'pollutant' because literally all human activity emits the trace gas.  So the CO2 'problem' can never really be solved leaving enormous scope for coercive state mischief.

Inequality plays the same role socially.  Since human beings are diverse, incomes will vary and envy is always green eyed and monstrous.  It will 'always' be a 'problem' no matter what is done, again allowing much scope to justify state coercion and the rents that derive thereof. It's a crony capitalist pretext to hoover up more of the nation's wealth and power.  The perfect screen to hide Obami incompetence from view.

Matt Contineti has more here.

When I grow up I want to be a crony

I think most Obami share this career aspiration.  Harvard Law has the #1 ranked program in crony capitalism closely trailed by #2  Yale Law.  It's good to know that we're being led by the best, brightest, most highly trained cronies in the world.  Eat your hearts out Russia and China,  you're still LDCs  (Less Develoed Crony nations).

This is being done in our name all across America

The nation's moral panic on drugs has gotten so extreme that it now seems 'reasonable' to anally rape people that your dog barks at in a 'drug' way.  Carpe Diem has the story:

About six weeks ago, I reported the disturbing case of David Eckert (“America’s cruel Drug War now includes forced anal probing of innocent victims by law enforcement agencies“), who was anally raped by law enforcement officials in New Mexico and their medical accomplices in a futile search for drugs that escalated through multiple cavity searches, enemas, and X-rays, and ended up with a forced colonoscopy.
Jacob Sullum reports today in Reason (“Drug Warriors Kidnap and Sexually Assault a Woman After Getting Permission From a Dog“) on another disturbing drug search case that produced no drugs, this time of an innocent 54-year old New Mexican woman who was victimized (kidnapped, sexually/medically assaulted, and raped to be specific) by law enforcement officers and their medical professional accomplices. In a failed attempt to find drugs following a false positive alert by a dog, the victim was subjected to multiple invasive body cavity searches of her vagina, buttocks and rectum by two different doctors, a forced enema, a forced X-ray, and an forced CT scan.
Result: No contraband. Then to add insult to injury, the victim refused to sign a consent form and is now being billed $5,000, apparently the “going rate for sexual assault and gratuitous radiological bombardment” as Jacob Sullum aptly describes it.
If you know me and are in any way associated with or support the enforcement of our truly vile drug laws don't tell me so I can continue in my delusion that you are a civilized person.  Because I will no longer knowingly associate with cruel bigots.  And if I find out that you're one while in my house, I'll throw your ass into the street.  So on second thought, maybe you should find some other friends.  Perhaps a nice gang of sadists.

I liked it better when gays were naughty

Now they're like any other damned liberal church lady swinging at you with their handbags if you don't toe their bitchy little line.  Bastards take the fun out of everything.  Even quacking.

The advantages of classical liberal market cosmopolitanism–the idea that it’s best to set aside peaceful differences of opinion and creed and worries about different races, nationalities, and genders when deciding how we interact with the world–has a great track record of making us all richer and happier.

The idea that that people should be punished with boycott or losing their jobs over having wrong beliefs hobbles the flowering of tolerant classical liberal market cosmopolitanism.

There may have been a good reason why classical tolerance of expression was summed up in the epigram: “I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it!”

That has a different feel than: “I disagree with what you say, I think you are evil for having said it, I think no one should associate with you and you ought to lose your livelihood, and anyone who doesn’t agree with me about all that is skating on pretty thin ice as well, but hey, I don’t think you should be arrested for it.”

Thursday, December 19, 2013

So why do New Yorkers (Metro Area) have such an inflated opinion of themselves?

I find the greater NYC area (including NJ) to be the most fascinating of places.
  • They are the most authoritarian polities in North America, Mercatus ranks NY 51st in total liberty
  • They spend twice as much on basic things like schools per recipient
  • Despite the highest taxes, their infrastructure is falling down around them
  • It is virtually impossible to do anything without 'pull'.  For example, to build a 2000sf home/townhome in NYC would cost $450K, which includes lots of lawyer time (before land cost):  Houston: 150K
  • Their 'leaders' regardless of party strut around like two bit caudillos, although with Christie, you're getting twice as much thug for your two bits.
I've never been to place where people's self concept is so detached from their reality.  They actually think that they live in a rich, first world city despite being the 41st richest out of the 49 biggest metro areas.  That's five worse than San Antonio which is in the middle of nowhere and 70% Mexican, for cripes sake.  It's like watching some little kids bully each other, thinking that they're on top because they're too stupid to realize just how far down they are.

And we're supposed to hire the crappy hacks who got them there to be President?  Christie may be the best that NJ can get in it's desiccated state.  But out here in Missouri, we require our leaders to know their ass from a hole in the wall without acting like a total thug. (obviously that doesn't apply over the river in Illinois).

Greater New York:  Third World American style.  They can keep their Caudillos.

Gallup: 72 pervent say big government is thebiggest threat.

And that's a record!  It seems every generation or so the nation needs to relearn the lesson of 1776.  Pity we can't just dump the whole thing into Boston Harbor.

http://reason.com/blog/2013/12/18/gallup-record-high-72-percent-say-big-go

This is astounding!: Texas Judge invents precog system

Remember in Minority Report they were able to predict criminal acts and incarcerate the to be criminals before they committed the crime? Well now a TX judge has ruled that search warrants can be based on predictions of future crime.

Me, I want to know who's going to win the Super Bowl.  Is their any lunacy that our deranged drug warriors will not stoop to?

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The dissenting view on Mandela

A complex person, not a saint.  A lot of good things, though.

Equally annoying has been the whitewashing of [Mandela's] history. He was given a fair trial and a fair sentence, even Amnesty fucking International said so. He WAS a terrorist.
He was also a politician upon release, who had some good ideas and equally, some fucking insane ones. Ironically, he replaced a notionally democratic but really one party state with another notionally democratic but really one party state, although to be fair, this was hardly his fault.

Monday, December 16, 2013

The cultural attitudes towards the state are changing.

As seen through the eyes of Katniss Everdeen and Harry Potter.  In spite of its relentless leftism, the entertainment industry keeps producing anti state blockbusters. Viewed from these Mega hits we don't like our overlords very much, do we.  Link below.  Well worth the read.

REMEMBER WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS.

http://www.the-american-interest.com/articles/2013/12/14/remember-who-the-real-enemy-is/

They actually believe this crap

Like a lot of conservatives I just assume that leftists are aware of the overwhelming empirical evidence that the state monopoly  is incredibly bad at delivering any kind of service but choose to overlook this salient fact in the interests of their other priorities..  Then something like O'care comes along.  Did they really think that dozens of state and Federal bureaucracies could replace in one fell swoop a complex insurance distribution system?  Latest fiasco from CT at the link.

Their touching naivete gives me hope that they're not the Leninist automatons of my nightmares.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/181008/

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Truly best minwage comeback evah!

So do you think minimum height laws make kids taller?

http://www.samizdata.net/2013/12/minimum-wages-minimum-heights/

Obamagnome business plan

The Obami legislative agenda over the past five years reminds me of nothing so much as  the gnome business plan from South Park:

Phase 1: Collect underpants

Phase 2:  ????

Phase 3:  Profits

Except the Obami were focused on power as in:

Phase 1: Type up tens of thousands of pages of incomprehensible legalese.

Phase 2: ?????

Phase 3:  Power

But right now the.?????s are absolutely chewing their asses off.

Which is kinda cool. I'm trying to imagine the Obami as assless gnomes. Yes! Beautiful.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5sxLapAts&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtO5sxLapAts

Interview with a Diety

Note to readers: this post got accidentally posted.  Well actually it didn't 'get' posted, I screwed up. It is a work in progress that I will repost from time to time.  Incidentally, some of you will say that I'm doing the same thing as that creepy vampire chick did with Tom Cruise.  Well perhaps a little but the fundamental difference is that Vampires aren't real and God is (oh God I hope I don't have that backwards).  And He definitely isn't anything that Tom Cruise could play.  More like Charlton Heston - I mean if you could raise him from the Dead, which of course would make him God, which means he definitely could play God.  Well anyway to satisfy the lawyers:  I don't know who that vampire chick is and I never read all of her books all the way through nor did I see that movie that Tom Cruise pretended to be a french vampire in that was so good.  Here's the second part of this which doesn't have anything to do with that creepy vampire chick either: Intverview With a Diety - Crisis at the Config Center

Interview With a Diety

He was in a dark room in the back of a cafe off Gravois near Soulard. I would have asked him what he was doing in Saint Louis but I got the sense that it didn't matter any more than asking him why he was in 2013.

His companion - Gabe I think was his name - ushered me in.  I never got a good look at God.  I know that sounds fishy because other people claim to have seen him in a burning bush or a cloud or a Jewish carpenter. I don't know about that because all I saw was a heavy set figure slouched in a chair swaddled from head to toe (that's if Gods have heads....or toes) in the most amazing black cloth...light just fell into it.

"So Gabe says you have questions?"

He had a surprisingly high voice, not really male or female- a bit like Truman Capote without the lisp and  less distinct.  Almost as if it wasn't really there. I thanked him for giving me time and he waved my thanks away with what must have been his utterly lightless 'arm'.

"So Gabe says you have questions?"
"Yes O glorious and right..."
"Hey! Cut that out.  Not here, not now.  You have questions so ask."
"What do I call you"
"How about God."
"So are you?"
"God? The alpha and omega, the prime mover, that God? Yes.  Look: I am that I am and that's that. If you want me to do something God like..."
"No that won't be necessary"
"Good, because I was about to tell you you could go to hell - not really, it's just a joke I share with my archangels."

He shifted his weight in the chair - it was very hard to see much change in his lightless black form.
"So you have weight..."
"Am I really here? Well let's just say that I'm a projection into your universe in a manner designed to minimize both your imagination and alarm".
"Hence the blackness"
"Oh that. Well that's an adaptation to a problem that I had."
"Problem?"
"Well I used to 'present' in more animated forms, I particularly liked this red outfit with a cape that I used to go around in. But people started saying that they saw 'God' and then others said 'no you didn't' and then the first guy would say 'did so, he was dressed in red' and the other guys would say 'that's not God, that's the Devil from hell' and to prove their point they'd set the guy that saw me on fire."
"I see."
"Suffice it to say that it's better if I go around unseen and this is my unseen outfit."
"So that's why...."
"Light seems to fall into it? Yes."

I had the distinct impression that he knew what I was going to say before I said it, even my very...

"Thoughts? Of course, what else would God do? I used to only answer written questions which was fine although when we had no paper like in the Sinai writing on stone became a bit cumbersome." He shrugged his shoulders.  "It's just ever since Jesus spent all that time in Palestine I've gotten more and more impatient. Guess I shouldn't, after all I created you, can't blame you but there it is". 

So Jesus exists?
"Of course he does, although it's not quite as formalized as 'The Triune God' and all that. Its just that Jesus, Holy and I are three parts of the same whole.  We're not always that distinct, mind you, sometimes attributes get mixed up for different purposes and sometimes we split up.  When we're particularly unified we call it being Allah or going Allahway."
"Would that be..."
"Well let's just say that Muslims are easily confused."

"So you created this universe?"
"Yeah, this one and quite a few others as a matter of fact"
"Why?"
"Why what? Why this one? Or why universes in general?"
"Both."
"Well we create universes because it's interesting, challenging and most of all because we need something to keep ourselves busy.  I particularly like designing the physics of a universe. Did you know if you vary certain core dimensions by even a tiny fraction they can't exist? Of course you didn't.  I also like designing finger lakes - ever been to Ithaca?"
"But this one"
"Ah yes, this one." He sighed, I assume for effect since he didn't have a need for respiration.

"Well this one wasn't exactly Allah idea if you get my drift."

He seemed to deflate perceptibly as he spoke about our creation.  Again I presume, for effect.

"Creation was Jesus' baby from the get-go. He really wanted to create a universe that could support life made in 'our image' so to speak. To which Holy would say ' our image? Have you ever seen us in the mirror?' And I'd say no 'cause there isn't one big enough ha ha!' I really think I spend so much time on finger lakes because ol' Holy Roller thinks he's so funny. So anyway Jesus really wanted you guys to exist so we humored him - I don't mean with Holy's jokes - I mean we let him get his way."
"Get his way? Does that mean that you were opposed to..."
"Well let's not say 'opposed' more conflicted I think.  I mean it's a big step to take making something like you. Chimps and porpoises are one thing but you guys...."

His voice trailed off but I said nothing.  It was like he was struggling with what to say.

"Funny isn't it? I mean I'm God, we created everything and yet I'm not sure what to say about a single stupid species on a single stupid planet in a single little universe."
"Does that mean we're alone?"
"Of course it does, you don't think we'd do this again do you?"
"I mean it's just that this is really big - the confirmation of Fermi's Paradox and..."
"Oh yeah, Fermi - he was lucky he didn't get roasted in those squash courts at U Chicago. He was a good physicist but his math - what a slacker.  But yep, you're alone - I guess you could say it was the ultimate anthropomorphic design: we made it for you. Well really for Jesus."

"Why did Jesus want to create us?"
"Well you should probably ask him but of I were to hazard a guess I'd say that he was lonely"
"Lonely?"
"Yeah, its not easy living three in one and Holy and I had this Mutt and Jeff thing going on at the time and I think Jesus just thought it would be swell to have someone his own age to talk to."
"His own age"
"Well technically no - we're infinite so you can't be our actual age but we split up by what you would call generations.  I'm God the father so I'm older, Holy is middle aged.  If you ask me he's going through a perpetual mid-life crisis. And Jesus, well he's the teen and you know teens: 'nobody understands me,' 'I'm not like you' - whaddya mean you're not like us? You are us. Which went over like a lead balloon. And the sulking: do you have any idea what it's like going through eternity with a sulking teen? 
"So Jesus comes up with the bright idea to make what he called a man: a creature in our image. - sort of a Mini-Me or us if you will.  And that's when things started to go off the rails"

"Why, what happened?"
"It isn't so much what happened as it is what we had to do.  Jesus wanted a real man, really made in our image. I mean if he'd just wanted someone to talk to we'd have gotten him a Cockatoo. But no, Adam - that's what we called him - had to be like us and that required certain compromises."

"What do you mean by compromises?"
"It's like this, to be made in our image Adam had to have a soul - which you wouldn't think is a big deal, but it is.  So we had to take a bit of ourselves, our essence and put it in this Adam character. And that of course made Adam different than anything we'd ever done.  We didn't focus on it at the time but it had huge implications for us"

As if by magic Gabe appeared behind God and whispered something in his ear. "Oh, OK say, I'm gonna need to run did you get enough?"
"Well I'd like to spend some more time on the creation of us - it's kind of a big topic down here."
"That's fine, have Gabe get it on your calendar - yeah that's right we keep calendars for all you guys. I think you call it predestination. Me, I don't need one, being timeless and all.  As a matter of fact my  next meeting is back in the 1800s with a guy named John Smith who somehow has got it into his head that the lost tribes of Israel are Indians.  I've got to get him to understantd that the Sioux aren't just Levites in Loincloths and that if he doesn't cut it out someone is going kill him.  But strangely I find that religious entrepreneus like Smith make the worst listeners.  He'll probably get his dumb ass killed an then I'll have to listen to him tell me  how we screwed up.  I mean I agree with hiim that we screwed up but becoming a Mormon doesn't fix it."

Friday, December 13, 2013

Obami sic IRS Pit Bulls on Tea Party all legal like

Legal like mafia, that is.  Essentially the IRS has reverse engineered a reg that maximizes the damage to conservative leaning groups vis a vis lefty groups.  Which given the 90 to 10 partisan affiliation of the IRS (and the rest of the bleedin' non uniformed Federal government) isn't surprising.  Kin Stassel at the WSJ has the vile, morally criminal story:

Here's how it works. To get or keep tax-exempt status, 501(c)(4) organizations must devote a majority of their work to their "primary" social-welfare purpose. Most tea party groups were set up with a primary purpose of educating Americans on pressing problems—the size of government, the erosion of the Constitution—and did so mainly via nonpartisan voter guides, speakers forums, pamphlets or voter-registration drives.
What the proposed Treasury/IRS regulation would do is to re-categorize all these efforts as "political activity"—thereby making it all but impossible for tea party groups to qualify for 501(c)(4) status. Say an outfit's primary purpose is educating voters on our unsustainable debt, which it does mainly with a guide explaining the problem and politicians' voting records. Under the new rule, that guide is now "political activity" (rather than "social welfare"), which likely loses the group tax-exempt status.
The rule, in other words, is not designed to provide helpful "guidance" on allowable activities. It was designed, rather, as Mr. Camp explains, "to put tea party groups out of business."
What makes this targeting more obvious is that the Obama Treasury rule only applies to 501(c)(4) groups. The ultra-liberal League of Women Voters Education Fund is registered as a 501(c)(3)—one of those "charities" supposedly held to the strictest IRS standards on politicking. Yet it brags on its website that it holds "candidate debates and forums," and that its "educational activities" include "understanding candidate views and ballot initiatives."
The League will continue to be able to do its voter guides and registrations and candidate forums. Yet under this new rule, any conservative social-welfare organization that attempts to do the same will likely lose its tax-exempt status. Nor does the new rule apply the biggest spenders of all in politics—unions, which are registered as 501(c)(5)s. The only category muzzled is the one recently flooded by conservative groups that Democrats fear in the 2014 election.
The bottom line lads and laddesses is that the left really believes that you and I hold evil view and if we promote them we should be punished.  There really is not qualitative difference between an Obami and a Stalinist, a testicular one, yes, qualiative no.  It's thugs all the way down (and up).

It's really hard to keep a Republic when half of the polity and all of the government don't believe in it.  As Ben Franklin responded to the question:  "Well Doctor, do we have a Republic or a Monarchy?".  "A Republic if you can keep it".  Keep it indeed, when the Obami don't believe in it.

Casting a Fire Ant Colony with molten aluminum

This is so cool.  On an artistic level.  On a burning things up level.  But most of all on a killing the bastards level.  I hate fire ants.

Back off man, we're scientists

I quote the following mega fragment from a Jonah Goldberg newsletter because it is so darn good.  And because I want the page views.  You can probably get his newsletter, which you should, if you go to nationalreviewonline.com and hunt around for Jonah the Whale Gagger or something like that. So anyway hereyago:

Back Off Man, We're Scientists
Rich Lowry (praise be upon him), has a good column on liberalism's "reality problem." He writes about how liberals sold Obamacare as if it were simply the product of Cartesian logic, science, and math. The wonky architects of the Affordable Care Act were like vulcans or Mentats -- devoid of ideological, emotional, or idealistic delusions -- who had simply deduced an irrefutably superior way to organize health care in this country that would expand access, reduce costs, and create nothing but winners as far as the eye can see. Lowry writes:
The erstwhile reality-based community is having a tough time of it lately, though. Most infamously, Obamacare is foundering on the flagrant deceptions used to sell it, exposed every day by the workings of the law in reality.
Many liberals still don't want to acknowledge the rather straightforward fact that if you mandate more insurance benefits in the so-called Affordable Care Act, insurance will cost more. QED. You might be able to cushion the cost increase for some people with subsidies, but not for everyone, and the underlying insurance is still more—not less—expensive.
Now, I find this all interesting not just because angels learn to write by trying to emulate Lowry's columns ("Ah, I get it now. It's Christmas-bonus season at National Review!" -- The Couch), but also because I happened to write two books that dealt with liberalism's pose as nothing more than the "best practices" as deduced by "the experts."
In the Tyranny of Clichés I argued at some length that liberals use the language of empiricism (and common sense and pragmatism) in order to sell a deeply ideological agenda. Using the language of "pragmatism" they logic chop any open/opposing ideological commitments as if they were utterly irrational while camouflaging liberal ideological commitments in seemingly empirical language. As I wrote: "liberals and other progressives hold it as a bedrock article of ideological faith that they are not ideological. In short:Pragmatism is the disguise progressive and other ideologues don when they want to demonize competing ideologies." Of course, I've made this same point about 7 trillion times in this "news"letter and elsewhere, in part because this point is always relevant when you have a deeply ideological president going around insisting he's not a very ideological person.

I'm reminded of an episode of Parks and Recreation -- back when it was reliably funny -- in which we learn the town of Pawnee, Indiana, is not only "The First in Friendship and Fourth in Obesity," but also the home of a bizarre cult that worships an alien-beast God known as Zorp. In the 1970s the cult briefly controlled the city, but these days the aging cultists in their Dockers and flannel shirts aren't much of a threat. Every now and then they gather in the city's main park to await the arrival of Zorp, who they are sure will -- this time! -- destroy the planet and leave it a slag heap. (At these gatherings, Ron Swanson (who is awesome) sells the cultists handcrafted flutes at wildly exorbitant prices. The cultists think it's hilarious and that Swanson is a sucker because he accepts checks. After all, Zorp is coming and he's going to melt the whole planet tonight.)

Anyway, I'm reminded of it because the cultists had one brilliant insight. They called themselves the "Reasonablists." Their thinking was that this would immunize them from criticism, because nobody wants to seem unreasonable or against reason.

Hail Sciency-ness
In Liberal Fascism, I wrote at some length about a guy named Georges Sorel, a largely forgotten intellectual who has been credited with being the intellectual godfather of both Leninism and Italian fascism, largely through his work on syndicalism (which we won't be discussing today, save in the opening sentence below). I write:

Syndicalism informed corporatist theory by arguing that society could be divided by professional sectors of the economy, an idea that deeply influenced the New Deals of both FDR and Hitler. But Sorel's greatest contribution to the left—and Mussolini in particular—lay elsewhere: in his concept of "myths," which he defined as "artificial combinations invented to give the appearance of reality to hopes that inspire men in their present activity." For Sorel, the Second Coming of Christ was a quintessential myth because its underlying message—Jesus is coming, look busy—was crucial for organizing men in desirable ways. . . .

Even more impressive was Sorel's application of the idea of myth to Marxism itself. Again, Sorel held that Marxist prophecy didn't need to be true. People just needed tothink it was true. Even at the turn of the last century it was becoming obvious that Marxism as social science didn't make a whole lot of sense. Taken literally, Marx'sDas Kapital, according to Sorel, had little merit. But, Sorel asked, what if Marx's nonsensicalness was actually intended? If you looked at "this apocalyptic text . . . as a product of the spirit, as an image created for the purpose of molding consciousness, it . . . is a good illustration of the principle on which Marx believed he should base the rules of the socialist action of the proletariat." In other words, Marx should be read as a prophet, not as a policy wonk. That way the masses would absorb Marxism unquestioningly as a religious dogma.

"Scientific" Marxism simply asserted that it was scientific and lots of educated fools bought it, at least for a while. But Sorel recognized that "scientific" Marxism was no more scientific than the time machine I invented out of a refrigerator box when I was seven years old. The Marxists insisted that dialectical materialism was an objective fact, confirmed by science; I insisted that the tinfoil-wrapped salad tongs harnessed cosmic rays to bend the space-time continuum. Sorel's genius was to recognize that in the post-Enlightenment world, science had taken the place of magic, miracles, and superstition. The important thing was to create the myth that science was on the side of revolution, actually proving it rationally was an afterthought. During the Dark Ages, alchemists grew in power so long as the king believed in the myth of transmogrification, and in the 19th and 20th centuries left-wing revolutionaries grew in power so long as the masses believed in the myth of dialectical materialism.
  
This is a hard thing for some to hear, but science operates as magic for most of us. Most of us don't really know how things like electricity, copy machines, computers, medicine, and rising-crust pizza actually work. We're just told that scientists worked it out and we believe it because that stuff works. I open up my laptop and it lights up (I'm talking about my portable computer, sickos). But Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law still holds true: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Since the Enlightenment, lots of people have been ensorcelled by science-sounding abracadabra words, believing they've actually been reasoned with. See, for instance, Scientology or the aforementioned Reasonablists. Or consider what longtime readers know to be my favorite line from Voegelin: For the Marxist, "Christ the Redeemer is replaced by the steam engine as the promise of the realm to come."

The Utopian-Based Community
So it is with liberalism. I'm not saying it's a crazy space-cult. John Podesta isn't a Zorp-worshipper. The Atari Democratsdidn't take Space Invaders literally. Still, inherent in mainstream wonky liberalism is a utopian, quasi-religious idea masquerading as an empirical conviction.

So as Aristotle famously said, "We need to get back to Rich Lowry to really understand this." In his infinite wisdom, hired me writes:
Every side in a political argument tends to gild the lily, but the acknowledgment of any downside is particularly devastating to liberal presumptions. Liberals are inherently activists on domestic policy, and to make the strongest possible case for action, you need certainty not nuance, cost-free benefits not painful trade-offs, blissful promises not unintended consequences.
Consider the minimum wage. Rarely do liberals truly grapple with the possibility—supported by some, but not all research—that it suppresses employment. If they did, they would be more cautious about advocating a higher minimum wage in a soft job market and less scornful of opponents.
I agree that everybody tends to "gild the lily" in favor of their preferred policies. But inherent to conservatism is the understanding that nothing in this life is all upside. To govern is to choose. Every policy is a trade-off. Every gain comes at a loss -- somewhere. This core understanding explains why conservatism is more empirical than liberalism, more "reality based." That's because at the heart of mainstream liberalism is the belief that, with the right application of intellect and data, experts (i.e. liberals) can create perfect policies that are good for everyone and everything, not just as a matter of "social justice" but of objective analysis. In the 1990s Bill Clinton used to insist that any suggestion of a trade-off was a "false choice." X never has to come at the expense of Y. Al Gore used to talk about his climate proposals as if there was no downside to them at all. It was broken-window fallacies for as far as the eye could see.

It was magic talk masquerading as science talk. The belief that with the right experts -- or sorcerers -- in charge All Good Things will go together is no less utopian than the cults of Marxism, Reasonableism, or Thusla Doomism. Sure, liberalism's agenda is more reasonable and laudatory. But at its core is the same faulty assumption that this life can be made perfect. And I should say, in and of itself, belief in the perfectability of this life isn't all that dangerous. The problem is that such impulses often come in a bundle. That's why liberals tend to assume that conservatives have evil motives. Our refusal to get with the program, liberals assume, stems from a conscious desire to deny others the happiness and access to the perfect world available to us with optimal policies. In other words, it's not just that liberals want to immanentize the eschaton; liberals think it's the collective task of conservatives to keep the eschaton from being immanentized (see this excellent piece by Jim Pethokoukis on how income inequality is becoming the new climate change, where dissenting heretics must be silenced, not merely argued with).

Obama, the famous "non-ideologue," at least occasionally reveals the political religion lurking beneath the surface, as when he insists that we can create a kingdom of heaven on Earth. But ultimately, he has the same liberal blinders on.

Why God is a Republican and Santa is a Democrat

In this season of Good Cheer and Santa I think it appropriate to reprise PJ O'Rourke's seminal explanation American Politics:  Why God is a Republican and Santa is a Democrat.  Enjoy.

I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.

From the Parliament of Whores.

The economically freest state is: Alberta!

This is what the Canucks think of our economic freedom.  It doesn't actually jive with my experience but I'm not Canadian.  I mean in what alternative Universe does Cali have lots of economic freedom?  Must be their surfeit (new word, new word!) of ice and snow that causes the Canuck to uprate the PRC.

Economic Freedom NA Map

Huge amounts of fresh water found underneath oceans

The human haters and compassion fascists will be so pissed.  How are they going to control us without scarcity?

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/180845/

Thursday, December 12, 2013

On the corner of Orwell and 'Progress'

On Tuesday I sent my "So's how my 5 year old "Obama Capital Strike" prediction holding up?" article to my best friend left.  No, that's not right, my best left friend. And he read it.  When I found out my first reaction was to go all Sally Field: "You read me, you really read me!" Then after I thanked God and the Academy and my ex wife for being the inspiration that got me out of the house permanently, I read what he said:

"Sorry, but you were predicting the end of the world 4 or 5 years ago. I was predicting muddling through. We’ve muddled through and then some."

"Doesn’t mean there aren’t big problems. But world hasn’t ended yet."


Boy isn't that just like the counter-clockwise? They take a wholesome stream of principled, data driven gloating and invective and twist it into a Gorean end of the world diatribe. For the record I never said that the ascension of Barack Obama to the Eagle Throne of our elective Monarchy was going to be the end of the world. I might have said it stank, reeked, puked, popped, sizzled or rotted, but I never predicted the end of the world. I go to church and they own that franchise along with the Goreacle.

What I said was that I thought the situation we had entered and that the nation had foolishly chosen the Obami to deal with (not that "Jackass" John McCain would have done much better) was very much akin to that of the arrival of FDR to 'save' the nation from our last catastrophic economic bust. And that it was a particularly terrifying sign that BHO was handing out laudatory histories of the New Deal and had apparently decided that while in the White House he was going to pretend to be both Mr. Biggest Military Catastrophe We've Ever Had Lincoln and Mr. Biggest Economic Catastrophe That We Didn't Recover From Until We Got Into Another War Because He's a Big Dope Roosevelt at the same time. Ego, thy name is Barack.

At which point I predicted a Capital strike - no, not a major outbreak of e.e. cummings poetry but the partial withdrawal of the active business investing class from the field of play driven by constant or falling return expectations tied to rising volatility due to high levels of policy and regime uncertainty. You know, what made the Great Depression so damned Great. Well, I might not have said it in exactly those words because we'd been drinking beer. I actually think I burped that last sentence which at the time seemed pretty cool.

And my beer addled prediction came true!  Look!  If the chart below doesn't stink I don't know what stink is.

Private investment

But I'm really digging into this the whole 'war is peace', 'all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others' use of language.  I didn't realize that progressives were schooled in such esoterica but evidently they ingest it with their mother's milk.  Which come to think of it is why they're so opposed to infant formula - fail to ingest, and you might not 'progress'.  Anyway, here is the progressive's progression on unemployment descriptors from least bad or lowest and shortest (in non prog speak) to most bad or highest and longest lived- I took these from actual port siders commenting on actual recessions, so it's got to be the God's (or Godless') honest truth:

"Cruel" - What Dick Nixon did to the people, very short unemployment stretch.

"Unconscionable"  What Evil Ronnie Raygun did - a bit deeper a bit longer, second worst postwar recession.

"Outrageous"  HitlerMcChimpy being chastised for a shallow but long lived unemployment event.

"Muddle Through"  Absolute deepest, longest lived, worst post war unemployment by far

"Muddle Through and then some"  Absolute deepest, longest lived, worst post war unemployment by far made worse by explicit and massive policy blunders

"Happy days are here again"  Catastrophic Depression followed by World War

"Great, things are just great!"  Defcon One, 40% national casualties, 25 million dead.  Chinese Invasion.

Well, OK, the last one I might have made up a little.

Make sure that you memorize these Democrat party reference words because if  you don't know which words mean what with which political party you might find yourself arriving in the midst of a Khe Sahn firefight when you thought you were going Easter Egg rolling.  Dem phraseology is tricky, tricky, tricky.  Particularly if your Mom used formula.




And what really confuses is that some lefties insist on using standard English.  For example the chart above is described by the true blue right winger who made it as the "Scariest Jobs Chart Ever"  NPR produced another chart based upon that chart (below) that measured actual job creation relative to the growing population which they termed the "Even Scarier Jobs Chart Ever"  (damned derivative democrats).
























Note the dark red line at the bottom: that's 'muddling through' or sometimes it's called a 'surfeit of Hope and Change'.  But stick to muddling through - surfeit is hard to spell.  From NPR.  Here.

And here's what's so obscene about it:  they used scary and scarier with absolutely no reference to the partisan identification of the responsible party.  Therefore they could have called a Truman or Carter unemployment event 'scary'.  My God they are going to kill progress forever if they don't straighten up and fly left.  This can not stand.  I mean where would the Dems be if they play slow and accurate with the truth? To Repeat:  A catastrophic economic event happening under a Democrat administration is termed a 'Muddling Through".  Under a Republican administration it is called 'Genocide'.  DAMMIT, MAN STAY FOCUSED!

Anyway I stand in awe of leftist rhetorical prestidigitation.  Their ability to make words mean anything is something that I know that my dim reptilian conservative forebrain will never master.  That and the new math.  Well that, the new math and how to pick up feminist chicks.  Well that, the new math how to pick up feminist chicks without calling them chicks so they don't hit you.

Sigh.