Democratic Socialists: fighting for the....Chamber of Commerce

From a local DC leftist rag:

What I want to know is who is going to protect humble parodists like me from all these freelancers who provide priceless humor for free.  These bozos are killing my business.  We should write an editorial in the local DC lefty rag....yeah, that's the ticket.  They'll print anything.  So long as it's ignorant drivel, that is.