Tell my pastors this

Many of them are still in the papyrus and quill age.  Don't worry, we just love 40 minute sermons.  They are so.......quaint, like blunderbussess and Pilgrim Hats.  Thy game is completely changed yet thou hast not even realized that thy scoreboard hour glass has begun to floweth.  Forsooth!

Thanks to smartphones and laptops, people now spend one-half of their waking days interacting with media, and have increased media consumption by an hour per day over the last two years.


I tippeth mine hat to yonder Carpe Diem.