Saturday, June 28, 2014

Why Americans rightly hate soccer

Stephen Moore is spot on. It's boring, there are no comebacks, the strategy is crayon and finger paint level and the short pants are the speedos of the sporting world (well except for Speedos which technically would be the speedos of the sporting world). It's a pity that Fred Phelps didn't spend his days hating on soccer because while God clearly doesn't hate 'fags' he has GOT to hate soccer. And cricket. Don't forget cricket - the drunken man's baseball.

On top of that everyone who's good at it is a foreigner

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