Leave it to legalization to create MORE new pot offenses

What is it about our glorious statist overlords that can not help but create more complexity and cruelty even when they are tasked with eliminating it?  Could it be that we have half of the world's lawyers?  It's a parasite load we can no longer tolerate.  The legal ticks are killing us. HT Insapundit.com

WHEN REALITY MOVES BEYOND PARODY: Will The Colorado Marijuana Inspectors Have To Pass A Drug Test? Plus: “One of the chores the inspectors will be tasked with is making sure the ‘legal registered pot’ and ‘illegal black market pot’ streams don’t cross, which… you know, do they realize it’s called ‘weed’ for a reason? How many new marijuana-related offenses did legalization create, anyway?”

Henry V was right about Job 1.  Or at least kill their careers.  I mean just having half of 'em all pick up trash on the highway instead of lawyer and the nation's wealth jumps pronto.  We've got to make lawyering socially suspect - like being a streetwalker or rent boy.  As a matter of fact lawyers are very much like street walkers and rent boys.

And no more legal rent boys or girls in our politics, please?