Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Rahm Emmanuel back on the ballot! Order restored in the universe.

The Illinois SC has put the Rammer back on the ballot.  Personally, I can’t help but root for a guy who volunteered for the Israeli Military, sends dead fish to reporters and has political shouting matches while nude.  The fact that his last name means “God with us” is just a lagniappe to what promises to be fascinating reality TV.

I mean if Chicago wasn't crooked it would just be just another midwestern city with a few more tall buildings.  And what's the fun in that?

As Tiny Tim (no, not the tax fraud, the other one) said (sort of):  God help us, every one.

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