Trapped in Plato's cave - Microagression edition.

There's a new form of 'racism' stalking the land: it's called 'microagression'. Microagression is the act of a member of the dominant race - or the 'race known as caucasians whose ancestors came from Europe' but not from Iran or India. Unless their caucasian-ness is intermixed with a 'disadvantaged' race like African which would make you an African American or Native American which makes you a casino owner - but a terribly oppressed one. And of course the dominant, oppressor race includes tanned people named Pedro and Carmelita if they came here directly from Spain or Portugal who oppress their fair skinned victims like my nephews Jake and Miles Reeves whose ancestors stopped off in El Salvador for a spell before they got here. Under the current oppressor definition Turk Muslims are victims mercilessly ground under the boot of....Armenian Christians. The Semitic descendants of Grand Mufti Hussein of Jerusalem - a notorious Holocaust enthusiast - are naturally victims of the Semitic descendants of the Holocaust that he was so enthused over. And Asians, whether they be 'east',  'south' or 'southeast' are disadvantaged minorities for the purposes of Democrat electioneering but oppressive Europeans when racial spoils are handed out. But not necessarily central Asians who could be Georgian which is bad because that would make them Caucasians but not cracker Caucasians who are even worse (see below). And Indian and Japanese Americans - who disproportionately send their kids to Berkeley and Harvard - are the oppressed victims of honkies (see above) who send their kids to Valdosta State not to be confused with Tiblisi State. Of course the richest honkies are Jews who the Germans, Russians, Lithuanians and others rounded up and murdered but the Germans, Russians, Lithuanians and others from Canada, America and Australia rescued. Now me, I'm a true blue oppressor: English and Scottish but wait: the English oppressed the Scots so I'm my own victim. But really that victimization started with the Emperor Hadrian who was a nappy headed African who also oppressed the British not to be confused with the Anglo Saxons who included the Jutes not to be confused with Jews not to mention hemp not to be confused with marijuana. Oh and I'm part Cherokee and Osage Indian so where's my casino you oppressive racist casino denying bastards?

So where was I? Ah yes, microaggression. As I understand it - and since this is sophisticated college lingo I may be wrong - microagression is the act of saying something to someone that they consider to be offensive. The example they give is asking someone: "So where are you from?"

Sigh.