We're from the government and we're here to strip your life of all of it's joy

I wonder how much we are paying these Poindexters to restate the obvious.  Do they really believe that they are all that stands between America and the Jack o' Lantern Armageddon?  Break it up, break it all up.

GOVERNMENT: Happy Halloween from the CPSC: Your Costume Can Kill You. Your Candy Can Kill You. Strangers Can Kill You. You Know What? Just Stay Home, OK?