Psalm 23 NOV (New Obama Version)
Obama is my shepherd, I shall not think
He maketh me take pointless healthcare votes: he leadeth me off an electoral cliff.
He restoreth my doctrinaire leftism, he leadeth me in the paths of self righteousness for His name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of logic, I will experience no insight: for the Obami are with me, thy Federal Register and Tax Code they comfort me.
Thou preparest a government sinecure before me in the presence of mine enemies, those effing teabaggers: thou anointest my accounts with government contracts: my 401K runneth over.
Surely leftness and power shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Congress forever.
Amen
The President's reported response (on reading this):
ReplyDeleteDon't Pray, for me, California
For I will always be with you
To take your hope
And give you change
If you don't want it
You can't avoid it
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