Adventures in Logic 2

Mark Steyn whithers Greece and America, the skinny:

In Greece, they’ve run out Greeks, so they’ll stick it to the Germans, like French farmers do. In Germany, the Germans have only been able to afford to subsidize French farming because they stick their defense tab to the Americans. And in America, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are saying we need to paddle faster to catch up with the Greeks and Germans. What could go wrong?

The circular logic would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic for our kids.