You didn't hear it from me, but the country's on 'Double Secret Probation'

When Dean Vermer invented the term in the movie Animal House it was a joke.  But with our 'fearless protectors' in the FBI, NSA, DEA and other agencies dedicated to destroying our freedoms and advancing their crappy bureaucratic careers double secret probation is a swell idea that they have implemented with typical bureaucratic verve.

Our enemies are increasingly from within.  Fear the bebadged gun totin' thugs.  They're not on your side, they're on their side.