Antarctic ice shelf melt 'lowest EVER recorded, global warming is NOT eroding it'

Scientists at the British Antarctic Survey say that the melting of the Pine Island Glacier ice shelf in Antarctica has suddenly slowed right down in the last few years, confirming earlier research which suggested that the shelf's melt does not result from human-driven global warming.

So since all the great and good say we are in he throes of 'Catastrophic' Global Warming and we're experience record cold all over the place, that means just one thing;  'Catastrophic' Global Cooling is kicking CAGW's keister.  Uh oh.  Hurry everyone, burn, burn, fart, fart. Before it's too lae.

Or it could just mean weather but I dig this apocalyptic schtick as much as the hottest CAGW rent boy.  Disaster?  Bring it!  Or we can pretend, just like the big boys at IPCC.