This is clearly a Federal responsibility

Because our Ivy League Legal Clerisy cares about every hair on every head.  Nothing can happen in their domains without them taking notice and approving.

WELL, THIS’LL HELP THAT WHOLE HIGHER-EDUCATION GENDER-IMBALANCE THING: Feds crack down on campus flirting and sex jokes.

Nothing above the state, nothing outside of the state, everything in the state.