Doesn't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova

Robert Samuelson, everyone's favorite "uber-moderate" economist agrees with healthcare economists across the ideological spectrum that Obamacare doesn't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova of surviving. His words: "Planting the Seeds of Disaster".

They told us that we'd get change if we voted for a new Messiah. The salvation must come after the economic Armageddon.

This must be what the cognoscenti mean when they talk of the coming Obama "Boom".